Red Hot Mutha'

A boy walks up to me with an strangely elegant drawing of what appears to be a dodo bird. A trail of dashes follows the bird, curling and curving to the ground. "I like your bird", I say. The boy answers, "It's doin', y'know, number two." He holds up two fingers like a peace sign. " "Cuz they always do that on your car and stuff."