Friday, August 25, 2006
After a Hiatus..
"Just because you tell someone to Fuck Off doesn't mean you don't love them."
-Mom-Mom "Pom-Pom" Betty F.
What is this? Year ten? I find that when you spend three hours of staff development playing "getting to know you" bingo, writing happy shit on balloons (you KNOW how I feel about balloons), and pretending I'm a mother cheetah looking for my cub, that it's going to be one heck of a year. And by "one heck of", well, if you could hear me say it you'd know I was being incredibly sarcastic. Look out, here we go.
On another note, you know you gotta be a mom when you can (a) sing 95% of all the Wiggles songs, (b) can name all of the Wiggles and state their correct shirt color and (c) start having sexual fantasies in which the Wiggles are major participants. Or maybe the last one's just me. Who the F knows.
-Mom-Mom "Pom-Pom" Betty F.
What is this? Year ten? I find that when you spend three hours of staff development playing "getting to know you" bingo, writing happy shit on balloons (you KNOW how I feel about balloons), and pretending I'm a mother cheetah looking for my cub, that it's going to be one heck of a year. And by "one heck of", well, if you could hear me say it you'd know I was being incredibly sarcastic. Look out, here we go.
On another note, you know you gotta be a mom when you can (a) sing 95% of all the Wiggles songs, (b) can name all of the Wiggles and state their correct shirt color and (c) start having sexual fantasies in which the Wiggles are major participants. Or maybe the last one's just me. Who the F knows.
# posted by Christa @ 7:07 AM 
