Red Hot Mutha'

What is this?! I go to Walmart at 6:45 in the morning and they have NO Cars figures at all (I'm talking about the Turbocharged Matchbox-type ones, 'cause there seems to be like friggen tons of different versions)...I'm looking for the BLue Mater, of course, and I'm convinced everyone else is looking for it too. A couple a weeks ago, I almost had one. I shoulda just grabbed for it, but there was a woman in front of me reaching for it at that moment. I tried to use the Jedi Mind Trick, but even THAT didn't work. That's not the Mater you're looking for . Then a pure evil thought came over me: I should take it from her cart. Fuck! I've never taken anything from anyone's cart before. Fuckin'Evil shit, toys are. I did not take it from her cart. I walked away, knowing that I'd find one sooner or later. Well, Xmas is a little ways away; we have every other friggen car in the whole goddamned movie and NO BLUE MATER! (And getting the other Cars was no small feat either.)


Anyway, tonight's my last night of BellyDance until February. I'm really hooked on it, even though I think I suck. I can't for the life of me figure out how that gorgeous lil' Rachel Brice does undulations like that..it's totally not human.

I think I like bellydancing because it's the first thing that I've done that doesn't make me feel fat.

Cool.




"I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours but I think that god's got a sick sense of humour and when I die I expect to find him laughing...."
Depeche mode (again)